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Gabriel Meadows is a musician living in Harrisonburg, Virginia. His favorite musicians include people like David Bowie, Radiohead, and Father John Misty. He strives to write songs that are incepted unintuitively while still aiming for choruses that will play nonstop in your brain’s radio station. He has been described in the local music scene as, “If Burt Bacharach wrote songs for Fall Out Boy and Queen produced it, but instead of like eight people it’s just Prince.”Gabriel Meadows has self produced and independently released several singles and an EP called “No Time To Say Goodbye.” His new, currently nameless debut album is in production for early 2025.He has spent the last 6 years performing for bars, frats, friends, friends and frats within bars, his cat, and likely your mother. He recently opened a sold out show for Will Wood and Shayfer James at Pearl Street Warehouse in Washington, D.C.
Gabriel Meadows is a living musician in Virginia: HARRISONBURG. He enjoys writing and recording music, playing with his cat, and delivering off the cuff soliloquies about the shortcomings of consumerism. He feels very awkward writing in the third person.He walks a mile in every shoe he comes across just to get his foot out of his mouth and into the door.//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\//#\
Gabriel Meadows is an idea. Gabriel Meadows is the physical incarnation of a third person abstract analysis of the human psyche. Gabriel Meadows is a walking, (endlessly) talking embodiment of an ad for Adderall. Gabriel Meadows will seduce your girlfriend and convince her to assassinate democratically elected leaders._/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_/-=-_
Gabriel Meadows is a 7 foot tall moon man who was sent to Earth in the early days of his infancy in the hopes that he could one day protect mankind from the dark-magic wielding one-hundred thirty-thousand megaton planet-eating autistic vampire known as VORGON. VORGON sucks people's souls out via their cuticles and then licks the crust off of their planet like it's a nonspecific brand of lollipop with a chunk of chocolatey goodness in the middle. That hardly matters, though. Gabriel Meadows quickly became bored with interdimensional ninja training and the free refreshments that were provided with each class, so he decided to instead direct his polymathematical prowess towards the art of becoming the best lover the universe had ever seen. However, he was warned by the Council Of Shy Guys In Very Fancy Bathrobes that this could potentially result in the creation an evil offspring that could undo all hopes of fulfilling the Ancient Prophecy of Lifted Snail Cows, so he instead set his sights on creating the most beautiful music that could be comprehended by the psyche of bipedal carbon based life forms. While he failed dramatically, the Foundation of Moon Livers (FML) decided to put the results that were voted by test audiences as "least painful to endure" on a web page as a warning for VORGON. This is that page. Listen carefully. This music has been known to knock people's socks off, and if you're not wearing socks... You'd better say a quick, "Adios!" to your feet.-=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=-
Mitch Hedberg's snark meets Panic! At The Disco's proclivity for rock and roll cabaret music! Imagine if Elton John tried adding acid bass to his music, or if Jeff Buckley and Jack White wrote a ballad about a soldier accepting death! What about a song that sounds like Tom Waits and Queen singing about the modern day incentivization of performative mental illness? Nobody else would do it, and for good reason… But if nobody tries something new, everything will get old.-------------------------------------------
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